*cries*
AFLAAAAAAAC!
2007-06-20 10:36:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They're resurrected.
2007-06-20 10:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
They get buried in beautiful purple lace jewlery boxes in the backyard with grave markers that read "Here lies the remains of Mr. Waddlesworth Webfoot a good pet and friend." Next to the rabbit, the gerbil, the parakeet and the other pets..
At least that's what happened when my brothers stupid cat murdered my duck..
2007-06-20 10:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They go to Quack, the God of feathers. It is a duck's duty to spread the word of Quack and educate others, and there are numerous places of worship in city parks across America. I also understand that there are many places of worship in other countries, as well. There have been many times when one of your kind has tried to convert me. Having no coins, I threw them bread, which they seemed to need more.
2007-06-20 10:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If terminated in factory rendering they go to grocery stores for sale.
2007-06-20 10:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by dave777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There Goose is Cooked
2007-06-20 10:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by ngcigar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know that Chinese restaurant down the street? Enough said.
2007-06-20 10:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
They usually end up in the local Chinese restaurant...
2007-06-20 10:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They end on the dinner table.
2007-06-20 10:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roast duck.... sorry couldn't resist :-D
2007-06-20 10:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I tend to put a little orange sauce on them.....yummy
2007-06-20 10:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by Gir 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're reincarnated as Geico geckos.
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2007-06-20 10:41:59 · answer #11 · answered by vinslave 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋