Wife: Wat would u do if i died? wud u get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not- don't u lyk being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't u remarry?
Husband:Okay. I'd get married then.
Wife: U would?
Husband: (groan)
Wife: Would u sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: I've never evn thought about it, but where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would u replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: I can't imagine why you're asking me questions like this, but that would seem like proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: (silence)
Husband: (s**t!)
If u lyk it, give me a star. if not, its ok.
2007-06-20 10:07:48 · 19 answers · asked by Roanour B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny
2007-06-24 07:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The break up letter, God's email and definition of wife and mother were just too good. Tomorrow morning the first thing i would be doing ofcourse after brushing my teeth would be telling them to my friends! You deserve lots of stars! Ok my Character map isnt allowing me to copy stars, so please adjust with these hearts! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... LOL God knows how many thumbs down i'll get for this one! Anyway, Cheers! :) Rudra
2016-04-01 08:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-06-20 10:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh go on then... you deserve the star. It did make me laugh. Typical woman fishing.
2007-06-23 10:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by dizzydeb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get a star, you made me read it 3 times
2007-06-20 13:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - well worth a star!!!
2007-06-20 10:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Rhino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke! (i feel sorry for the wife though, and the husband,after shes done with him) hehe
2007-06-20 10:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by LexianaFaith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad....have a star!
2007-06-20 11:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by MACHNGUN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, have a star!
2007-06-20 10:11:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would've liked it were it not for the ridiculous spelling errors.
2007-06-20 10:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by dulcetpurr 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋