I am getting married on Friday. My buddies all came to town this week, and, last night, we decided to do the Bachelor Party a little early. So we go out to the clubs and I think I over indulged. Anyhow, I wake up this morning in a Motel 6 hotel with a sheep in my room. Should I be worried? Could I have caught a disease? The sheep pooped everywhere and I had to pick it up with my fingers. What do I do with this sheep? Help Me!
2007-06-20 09:34:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
i think you either got drunk last night or your buddies played a really cruel joke on you. either or, i don't think you should have picked it up with your fingers.you should have used a bag at least. any ways you might be fine as long as you washed her hands with plenty of soap and scrubbed under your nails
2007-06-20 09:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by LooLoo(= 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find a field with sheep in it and drop him over the fence. Put him back with his friends. I am pretty sure you wouldnt have done anything sexually with the sheep. Put your mind at rest. If you were so drunk that you cant remember the sheep getting into your room, then I dont think you would of been in any state to function sexually. Mens sexual ability gets a little "how you going" when they are THAT drunk.
Sheep poo is pretty disease free, not like cat or dog poo. Mainly due to the fact that they are herbivorous. So dont worry about picking anything up from the poop.
Now I would have a serious talk to those "buddies" of yours. What a rediculous thing for them to do. I would be finding some more mature buddies if I were you, I mean they are not very nice and if you want your upcoming marriage to last you really dont need the influence of idiots like this.
Now put the sheep back in a paddock somewhere and put this experience behind you. Move on and enjoy your wedding and married life! Congratulations!
Oh and just had another thought, if you pretend it never happened and dont even mention it to you "buddies" that will keep em guessing. They are probably expecting a huge reaction from you, about the sheep. Just act cool and dont mention it, dont give them the satisfaction of ribbing you.
2007-06-20 17:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by bluegirl6 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!! Ewe are in trouble now!! Your friends are awesome. That has to be one of the greatest bachelor party pranks I have heard of yet. I'm sure you don't have any diseases. Ask the guys where they got so you can return the sheep. If they won't fess up bring it to a local farm.
2007-06-21 00:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by JM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy! You've gone and done it now. You've broken your vows before you even made them. You've committed an act of animal cruelty. Theres only one thing left to do now, tell your fiance you cheated on her......with a sheep. Hope that she will not 1. Feel sick to her stomach and puke all over you. 2. Kill you. 3. Call off the marriage and 4. Hope that nothing was created between you and the sheep the night before!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
2007-06-20 16:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by M. Ly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sheep just asked the same question over at BAAhoo, so you probably have nothing to worry about.
2007-06-20 16:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
don't say anything to anyone unless pictures were taken , in which case it's time for payback. as to the sheep , have it cooked for the rehearsel dinner. or donate it to a local food bank after prossesing.don;t drink so much and get a simple blood test if too worried....
2007-06-20 17:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find new friends....and elope....without the sheep....unless you've formed an attachment.
2007-06-20 17:29:45 · answer #7 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, go back to College Station, TX.
2007-06-20 18:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by longhornfan1722 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roast him on a big spit for the reception.
Seriously...grow up. That question isn't even remotely belivable.
2007-06-20 16:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by pspoptart 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First of all - ROFL
Now to your question. As long as you washed your hands you should be fine.
2007-06-20 16:39:03 · answer #10 · answered by Michael C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋