2007-06-20 08:47:41 · 27 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jack! I knew Ty from way back! Plus, you'll be my first gay affair! ;) (As if I'd ever leave our bliss Ty!)
2007-06-20 09:05:21 · update #1
I'm jealous Personal Laptop Jesus chose Ty over me. :-(
2007-06-20 08:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well as for gay, being thought (this is the favorable associations mind you) of as having a good sense of style, more sensitive, being more creative, more intelligent and talented. Not to mention kinky. ;)
But I'm bisexual so I am going to list a *very* tongue and cheek list of advantages of being a bisexual woman. :)
You look stunning in high heels and combat boots.
You know how to blend lipsticks and change a tire.
If you get tired of shaving your legs you can just date a lesbian.
You can cruise for women with your guy friends.
You can cruise for women with your lesbian friends.
You can scare away spineless people by mentioning you're bisexual
You have an excuse for not having any fashion sense, well at least half of the time.
You don't have to worry about the headings when looking through the personal adds.
You're so open-minded that people have to remind you to be judgmental.
You don't lament your "experimental" days because you are still living them.
You can blame dating failures on your partner's gender and renounce that entire sex for a few months until you get over it...and you can keep dating in the meantime!
Your friends see you as their most sexually experienced friend. Let them think that whether or not its true.
No one expects you to settle down---ever.
Bisexuals don't exist, so technically you can't be responsible for hurting anyone during a bad break up.
You can ***** to straight men about women
You can ***** to straight women about men
You can ***** to bisexuals about everyone.
2007-06-20 16:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Fabulousness.
also, Gatronage Jobs.
2007-06-20 16:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Besides all the fabulous things already mentioned, people who are acceptable of the gay have good feelings toward them. I know I do.
Plus you can say "fabulous" without sounding like an idiot. I said it earlier and now that you know I'm straight it doesn't have the same punch, does it?
2007-06-20 15:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
You'll automatically thought to be stylish and hot. I have had the gay for a long time now, but I dunno....Am I hot? :-P
edit: Even Pangel is jealous of our gay marriage...
PS: You were great in bed! :-P
2007-06-20 15:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Pissing off the fundies!!
And providing some excitement in this boring one dimensional reality.
2007-06-20 17:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A life of fabulousness. =0)
2007-06-20 15:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
A complete understanding what the difference is between blue, light blue, navy blue, cyan, and sea green.
2007-06-20 16:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by Scott B 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Great one word answers
2007-06-20 16:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by sparkles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impeccable fashion sense
Better dance clubs
Sharing clothes
Keen decorating tastes
Can't get preggers or get someone else preggers
2007-06-20 15:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋