2007-06-20 08:41:27 · 17 answers · asked by socmum16 ♪ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Laptop: yes! Where can I pick it up? I'll run out with all my kids right now!
2007-06-20 08:44:25 · update #1
I don't know HOW you catch it, but symptoms include looking fashionable, and finding all the best neighborhoods and restaurants before we breeders do. Damn you gays! How do you do it?!
2007-06-20 08:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by ms_coktoasten 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"homo" and "hetero" sexuality is nothing but a societal construct. Sexuality doesn't exist in nature only in the minds of men. It is as make believe as the invisible magic man.
We are sexual beings who often share intimacy with those we love.
So claiming :"to gay or not to gay" is not the question.
It is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of the self righteous stone throwers than to give in because the game of make believe is not over.
2007-06-20 15:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not entirely sure. I caught some the other day. Would you like some?
Since I am told that "gay" is a choice, I am trying to make myself attracted to people of my own gender. I keep staring at pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and the WRONG person keeps being attractive to me :(
(edit:) You can get it the mall sometimes, if its an upscale one! I caught mine on the internets. Also, if you're near a city, try the fashion or design district. Good luck!
2007-06-20 15:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 12⤊ 1⤋
"The Gay" is a horrible disease that is inflicted on people by the religious community. It is sadly genetic and is often tranferred to the children of the religious. However, there are ways of treating it and it involves education. Since, it is unlikely that they will ever attempt this solution, since it goes against their ways, very rarely are people cured of it.
Therefore we should donate to the education of children to prevent this disease from being spread.
Only you can prevent your religion from inflicting "The Gay."
2007-06-20 16:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by Scott B 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
some people are silly enough to think that homosexuality is catching , or that children can be " made " that way if raised in a homosexual household
silly silly people
apart from Laptop who just spontaneously gayed while answering a question here
2007-06-20 15:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
a mental disorder characterized by the condoning and practicing of homosexuality, the lifestyle. common symptoms include anger, calling others intolerant homophobes, believing Jesus never even hinted about it and watery eyes.
there is no patented cure but treatement is available. relapses are common. for more information, see your doctor for a painful blood sample and then an irrational acupuncture treatment
2007-06-20 15:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ask Margaret Cho
2007-06-20 15:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by claudiagiraffe 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know that a friend of mine caught a pretty bad case of "the gays" back in high school... it's been almost ten years and he still hasn't snapped out of it.
2007-06-20 15:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The urge to become physically intimate with one's own gender. It's a way of demonizing members of the Gay community by referring to homosexuality as if it were an affliction.
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2007-06-20 15:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It's what you describe a wink at the homosexual community without them thinking you are hitting on them.
2007-06-20 15:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋