Billy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars . ."she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," Billy answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," Billy says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face".
2007-06-20 08:40:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahha i sooooooo love you! and your jokes. you rock! keep up the good work. you made my day
2007-06-20 08:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by Blue-Eyed Blondie!!! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh, thats bad
2007-06-20 15:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jon C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-06-20 15:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by Deb S 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oooh they both in trouble. he for hiring a hooker and she for...being the hooker. lol.
2007-06-20 15:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by Freak on a leash 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry . Heard it before.
2007-06-20 16:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is the 2nd of your jokes i've read.....lol they're hilarious! x
2007-06-21 07:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by sassy_bliss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that would be bad...lol
2007-06-20 15:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by 2shay 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's sick! but so funny. please choose me as the best answer and you'll be rewarded.!
2007-06-20 15:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋