my wife came out of the shower and looked at herself in the mirror and said''look at me i am getting old my bum is sagging as well as my boobs and i am getting fatter cant you pay me a compliment''
i said ''your eyesight is perfect my darling''
later i came out of the shower and looked at myself in the mirror and said''babe look at me 180lbs of pure dynamite''
she said ''yes its a pity about the short fuse though''
2007-06-20 08:39:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to those of you morons that HAVE asked what is the question WE ARE ON A JOKE SITE there does not have to be a question just a joke that makes people laugh NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT i am not asking a question just posting a JOKE!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-20 08:57:19 · update #1
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. Thanks for the laugh
2007-06-20 08:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Man!! What's the question, are people that stupid?? Look up this section is called Jokes and riddles.
Your humour is wasted on some people.
xx
2007-06-20 18:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by ljchalky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man....leave it to the ladies to point out something a man cant help. even in jokes we cant get a break. its not our fault that sometimes our schvantz looks small in caomparison to the grand canyon it goes into every night. good joke though....i think it very accuratly epicts a womans psyche.
2007-06-20 15:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Asskick M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people are humorless and clueless...
I asked... "If you had a time machine, would you go back in time and make sweet love to your own grandma when she was a hottie..."
People answered back that "...that would be sick and disgusting..."
I raised my eyebrows at that response, and humorously thought to myself...
"Hey! If your own grandma had not given birth to your own parents, yet...then she wouldn't be technically related to you, yet...!!!"
Now going into the future, and making sweet love to your own Great grand-daughter...
THAT would be sick and disgusting...!!!
(unless she was a hottie...)
LOL...!!!
2007-06-20 19:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's O.K. 5 out of 10
2007-06-20 15:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you made me smile, thank you.
Its been a bad 3 days of a broken heart.
2007-06-20 15:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time say she reminds you of wine. It gets better as it ages
2007-06-20 15:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-06-20 15:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehhehe i like the joke....i will give you a star.
2007-06-20 16:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww, snap! You got owned!
2007-06-20 15:41:41 · answer #10 · answered by I'm a driver, I'm a winn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute
2007-06-20 15:41:33 · answer #11 · answered by Windy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋