There was a young man who really took care of his body. He lifted
weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and
noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie" so he decided to do
something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and
buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie, which he left
sticking up in the sand.
Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing
the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move it around with
her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in the
world."
The other lady asked her what she meant.
She replied:
"When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm
too old to squat."
2007-06-20 08:02:26 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well said..and I found it interestingly funny!
2007-06-20 08:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sun? Sex By the Sea in the Sand During the Sunset?
2016-05-21 00:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao have a star
2007-06-20 11:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-06-20 08:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ninety Ten 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!
haha very funny
thanks for brightening my dayy
=]
2007-06-20 09:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good 1 lol
2007-06-20 08:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaopmpl sooooooo funny have a star
2007-06-21 04:29:57 · answer #7 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha that was a very good joke.
2007-06-20 08:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha what a downer or not
its star time
2007-06-20 13:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-06-21 06:44:13 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋