http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11208268
is this how God thinks the Pope and Cardinals ought to be spending their time?
2007-06-20 07:15:40 · 11 answers · asked by Brendan G 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You know what pisses me off when I drive?
Unwanted pregnancies and an ever increasing number of new HIV/AIDS cases due to the Vatican telling people they will go to hell for using a condom.
2007-06-20 07:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Chock Full O'Nuts 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
They look like good rules of the road. I messed up on the fifth one, though, the one about not making your vehicle a place to sin. How did the Vatican know what happened in the back seat on dates during college? Actually, how did they know that's what I was trying to do but getting rejected? I don't know why people need a religious figure to tell them to be courteous drivers. It should just be common sense.
2007-06-20 14:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by razzthedestroyer 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
After reviewing the Statistics, they realized they were losing too many "altered boys" to auto accidents & Girls "Scoring Them" in the back seats of cars as well, causing "Conversion Losses" at an "Unacceptable Rate"!!! Lest Ye Forget, "Total Control" & "World Dominance" has ALWAYS been the "Goal" of "Corp. Vatican"!!! John
2007-06-20 14:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by moosemose 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It is easy to talk about road rage, because that is a problem the Vatican really cannot solve.
2007-06-20 14:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Mathsorcerer 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The priests found a loophole in the Bible in only says that a man can't lay with a man ,it says nothing about boys. Why do you think they make altar boys wear dresses?
2007-06-20 14:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They ARE resolving the pedophile cases - where have you been?
As for the road rules, it's simply a suggestion, and had it come from anyone BUT the Pope, ya'll would have either let it slide or agreed with it.
EDIT: Yo, phatcat - Baptists have their own abuse scandal going...did you conveiently forget that???
http://www.dicksonherald.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070429/NEWS06/704290423
http://www.abpnews.com/2013.article
2007-06-20 14:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by SpiritRoaming 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
why do you hate the Catholic Church so much? You should join SNAP (Survivors Network for those Abused by Priests). I know it is difficult to come to grips with the shame and anger, especially when you enjoyed it so much as a 17-year-old.
2007-06-20 14:21:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
The fact that so many of you hate the Catholic Church so much proves it´s the only true church. How many times do I have to tell you that Judas was an apostle??If everyone had been like you nobody would have believed Christ because one of his disciples was a traitor
2007-06-20 14:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by alfonso p 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Road rage caused them to like little boys.
Duh.
2007-06-20 14:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
thats why im a baptist, cause we dont moleste children and the california priests do
2007-06-20 14:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by PhatCat 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋