2007-06-20 07:02:39 · 31 answers · asked by john 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
panic mate .run to the pub while still drinking your last can. quick as u can .hurry and do not spill it
2007-06-20 07:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by thomas mcdermott 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A definate YES,a person needs to consume at least 4 cans of lager per day as perscribed by doctor feelgood,all lager must be bought for you and deliverd personaly by your patner as a show of good will and obediance,failing that enlist the help of a helper monkey..
hurrrahhhh the helper monkey
2007-06-20 07:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly not when you have a perfectly good Pub down the road serving excellent Real Ale.. Lager is not an option for anyone with any taste buds.
2007-06-20 07:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by albion96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A high level of arousal (such as panic) will cause the alcohol to be metabolised faster, leaving you sober (and possibly hung over) sooner.
You need to chill out, do something else that takes your mind off it, and periodically look forward to opening the last can.
Set yourself a target for how long you're going to last before opening it, and then try to savour it as well as possible; chilled glass, really chew every mouthful, beermat on top between sips to keep it fresh.
ENJOY !
2007-06-20 07:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Fitology 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-06-20 07:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by jonnerrs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No don't panic, I'm going to the offie in a few mins so I'll grab you a couple of cold ones,where do you want them sending? Anywhere in the UK is fine by me..lol.
2007-06-20 07:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you need to run down the street screaming and waving your arms in the air. Run Run. (he he, with you gone, I get the last can of lager!) Run, do you hear me, Run!!!
2007-06-20 07:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Juddles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure there's plenty of bottles you can find to drink under the sink, start with the turps then move on to the bleach.
2007-06-20 07:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Rejoice.
Next time , go out to a pub and drink an adults' beverage - draught bitter or mild beer.
2007-06-20 09:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only alcoholics panic when down to their last one, do you feel panicky?
2007-06-20 10:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by treving 42 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋