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My wife has the steady hand of Jesus Christ in the life of our marriage and our 2 daughters. However, she is extremely banal and too tall. 5'10!!! It's just ridiculous. Why doesn't she just put on an NBA jersey and get it over with?

Anyway, I digress.

My South Korean girlfriend is scheduled to give birth on July 19 and my wife on July 27. Both are going to be girls. I feel really dissapointed. I have built quite a financial empire (I am very smart) and still have nobody to leave it to.

Is there a particular type of woman that give birth to boys more often? Even if it meant going to a bowling alley or finding a tattoo parlor, I'm willing to give it a shot. I'm not used to dating that far below my IQ or $$ status, but I'm truly leaning on the Lord for this one.

Thanks and good luck to you

2007-06-20 06:52:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Hang in there friend.
Keep trying and remember there are lots of people who would be happy with a girl,so don't hesitate to put them up for adoption.

2007-06-20 08:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You can't really tell.. Karma might totally bite you in the *** for cheating.. Uhm, you could leave your girlfriend and just put it down that you'll send money for the child and such and that you'll visit your child... Or the other way around.. Pray to God.. and ask for forgiveness.. I honeslty don't know how to help but, make sure to have money now.. Start saving.. You cheating really got you screwed at this point and your horrible for that but, go with your wife and/or girlfriend when they get an ultrasound and ask the doctor or whoever when they are expecting the child. (Ask each of your wife and girlfriend's doctor or whatever the ultrsound person is called).

2016-05-20 22:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Ah,

You must be a reincarnation of Henry VIII a whale of a king with a roving eye. Annul your marriage and get a smart but wild type wife who can keep you busy in the bedroom; failing that another until you find a wife that can give you sons.

Regards,

Michael

2007-06-20 06:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by Michael Kelly 5 · 0 0

Im sure you're full of sh*t and are just sitting there bored, but theoretically, God probably gave you girls so that they could learn from your negative example, and when they are supporting you when you are old and gray, and you must rely on them to do simple things like feed yourself, maybe you'll realize that your child is your child, regardless of gender. That is if they dont dump you on the side of a road somewhere because they are sick of your stupidity.

2007-06-20 07:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Both your wife and girlfriend do not have enough testosterone in their bodies to make boys. Ask them both to swallow a few time BEFORE you impregnate them next time. that should give them the required amount of testosterone to make boys...

2007-06-20 07:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

If your really serious about having two women then no wonder God doesn't give you what you want.

2007-06-20 07:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa V 2 · 1 0

Don't know what's going with you. But have three boys out of four kids. I don't think it has anything to do with god, I think it's you, try ovulating tests.

2007-06-20 07:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by norielorie 4 · 0 1

no He isn't. men make them boys. I really hope you're kidding
about playing two women...

2007-06-20 06:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0 0

God gave you inadequate sperm

2007-06-20 06:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1 1

Dude, cocain is bad for you!

2007-06-20 06:56:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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