Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
She will be eligible for parole in about three years.
2007-06-20 06:44:47 · 17 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the mittens are in his boots what's the problem? His boots are at home. He is wearing his brothers boots.
2007-06-20 06:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Miss Roxy, Thank you dear that was a good belly laugh ! Personaly I always check before I put anything on my feet. But what was the quesion?
2007-06-20 13:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by lonewolf 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahaha funny.
2007-06-20 15:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haa Haa Hee Hee. that was great for my first Q of the day.
2007-06-20 13:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Willowjac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute little story, but wow. What a dark ending.
2007-06-20 13:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by nadia_dambusiness 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Good One
2007-06-20 17:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good job have a star
2007-06-20 14:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa. I salute that teacher for her patience!
2007-06-20 13:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!
2007-06-20 15:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny.
2007-06-20 13:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋