2007-06-20 05:54:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But what about our complementary Lava soap bars? Surely there must be goodies in the hand baskets...as long as I get my Lava then screw the baskets!
2007-06-20 05:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
There is no eternal torment in Hell-fire. And hand baskets are only limited by the space within the cemetary. Hell is a hole in the ground.
2007-06-20 13:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by Truth7 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a priest once told me everyone's hell is different.
so with that in mind --- UNLESS you have a hand basket fetish, I wouldn't worry about it
he also told me that hell really is the complete absence of God. to know god and to be completly seperated from him, then that is the true hell. to be completly alone and in the dark.
edit-- oh wait everyone gave funny answers and I gave a serious one! Once again, i am screwed!!!
2007-06-20 13:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait. If they are right (hypothetically) and I go to hell with all the atheists, pagans, et al, here?
It almost makes me wish for an afterlife. It would be magnificent talking to people with original viewpoints, who thoroughly investigate their assumptions and build references to make sure their knowledge is correct.
2007-06-20 13:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He'll probably install a holy decree that the easter bunny has to supply the baskets!
2007-06-20 13:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by I. P. Freely 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you think hell is? Weaving a never ending supply of hand baskets, brotha!
Kallan, DIAL UP? OMG, I may have to convert. Does heaven have a T3?
2007-06-20 12:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Best question I've ever seen on here. I laughed for nearly two hours. But gosh, you always think of the wittiest things. Sometimes I dream about you.
2007-06-20 13:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by Cindy Lou Who --P3D-- 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God will just send them all to the Wisconsin
2007-06-20 12:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We had a conspiracy meeting monday night. Satan told us that there are some cool rock concerts and a neat waterslide.
The big surprise is that (sigh) there's only DIAL-UP in hell.
2007-06-20 13:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Screw the basket I'm there for the party.
2007-06-20 12:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by Vintage Glamour 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋