It's my underestanding that dog owners, when they die, will spend eternity following each other around and smelling their rectums, in a state of total bliss. Also, they will deposit turds wherever they please.
The only beings happier than they will be the flies. Huge hordes of plump flies will hover in the fetid air, and congregate upon all fresh turds...
What? Yes, a truly blissful place for all dog owners...
2007-06-20 05:54:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's as good a theory as any I've heard. We have two neighbors down the street who have dogs, and if they become dogs in the next life, that's okay. They kinda act like dogs already.
2007-06-23 13:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we are good proprietors, we ought to constantly be so fortunate as to be reincarnated as a dogs. each and every of the human beings abusive to animals will all have pooper-scoopers as a result removing the fly concern (different than around them).
2016-10-18 03:50:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've said many times that I would love to come back as one of my dogs. They have the cushiest position in the family hierarchy, and they are spoiled rotten!
Well, if I believed in life after death, that is.
2007-06-20 06:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mi Atheist Girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Dog owners will not be dogs in the next life. They will be saints in heaven ruling and reigning with Christ on the earth.
No reincarnation, but resurrection.
2007-06-20 06:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
are you obsessed with rectums? get a life and go throw some dog poop over someone's fence!
2007-06-22 06:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by summer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Random babbling of a deranged mind or gifted insight to the path of God!
2007-06-20 05:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by I. P. Freely 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only the ones that are really really mean to their dogs.
2007-06-20 05:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by ohioguy4jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can only hope to come back as one of my dogs
2007-06-20 05:56:42 · answer #8 · answered by wizjp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm dubious, where did you get that info anyway?
But you did bring out a few ding-a-lings to answer you, if that was your intent.
2007-06-21 04:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to come back as my spoiled puppy. She's got it made in the shade.
2007-06-20 05:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋