HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
2007-06-20 05:29:57 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was hillbilly-arious
2007-06-20 05:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by marc ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that good thats awesome.get 20/10
2007-06-20 06:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by drdina11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
new homeowner, might have to take you up on that one
2007-06-20 07:07:47 · answer #3 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one i might have to do that...
2007-06-20 05:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2007-06-20 05:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-06-20 05:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by milliep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋