Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The policeman fainted....
2007-06-20 04:55:32 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heehee thats a gud'n
do you have dentures? haha
2007-06-21 08:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super Fantastic Deluxe. Honey. I know the perfect Grandmother to send this joke to, very religious and self
righteous but very very mean. I would Love to see her read this Joke... Life is indeed Beautiful because of people
like you Honey. XOXO
2007-06-20 20:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love it
I will pass it on to some of the guys at work.
One question, did grandma get her oranges?
2007-06-20 19:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one gave me a giggle, have a star
Regards Bo Nidle
2007-06-20 09:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
Thanks for such a great laugh for me to end my working day on.
Off home now - geez I've been a slacker today!
2007-06-20 05:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by ShoCh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds familiar.
2007-06-20 11:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmfao have a star for that one
2007-06-20 10:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
despite the fact that l read this joke within the last week, it still makes me chuckle. so,
its star time
2007-06-20 06:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed that one Honey. I am not calling you Honey that's the name on your Avatar. lol
2007-06-20 05:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha,so weird and freaky but so funny!lmao
2007-06-20 04:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by babygirl:) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋