A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.
He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land.
The landowner assured him that the bees were completely harmless, but the buyer would have no part of it.
Finally, the landowner made an offer. The buyer would allow himself to be tied to a tree for an hour, nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was the farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for free. The buyer thought it over and decided it was worth the risk.
An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor guy slumped over in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran up to him and asked if he had been stung.
The city fella looked up and weakly said, "No... the bees never touched me - but doesn't that calf have a mother!?!"
2007-06-20 04:51:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For you information BrilliantPomegranate the calf thought the man its mother, so it was feeding off his privates, (in other words a bj).
2007-06-20 04:58:30 · update #1
GR8
You always have good jokes Honey.
Take a star for your trouble !
2007-06-21 05:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one Honey, by the way it seems you do get some very innocent readers. Keep the jokes rolling.
2007-06-21 00:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a star from me. Very funny. AND i twigged that one without the additional info!
2007-06-23 10:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by dizzydeb 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonder if the calf got fed?
2007-06-20 05:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey your so sweet !!
A star 4 u.
2007-06-22 02:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, Its refreshing to see some new / fresh material / jokes. Thanks for the smile.
Ignore the people that don't understand it or obviously think its below them.
Thanks, and bring on some more.
2007-06-20 05:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by Rich T 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wah! wa!
You telling us that the calf was trying to suckle on the city fellow!!! But where: his **** or down there?
LOL! LOL!
2007-06-20 04:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! The calf thought the p-e-nis is his mother's ****!
Oh, my!
:)
2007-06-23 23:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-20 10:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-06-20 04:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋