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I almost wish he was - we could use a little law and order around here sometimes! LOL

There only needs to be one commandment for R&S - respect each other. That would solve just about all the problems.

2007-06-20 04:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 4 1

1) Thou Shalt Not Flame

2) Thou Shalt Not Condemn

3) Thou Shalt Debate Peaceably Amongst Thy Brethren and Sistren

4) Thou Shalt THINK Before Thy Post.
For God gavest thou a brain. USE IT.

5) Thou Shalt Not Ridicule

6) Thou Shalt Laugh Freely At The Jokes of Others
[most especially the ones aimed at thyself]

7) Thou Shalt Participate in Queries about The Flying Spaghetti Monster [in order to properly foster Commandment 6]

8) Thou Shalt Embrace the Differences of Thy Brethren and Sistren

9) Thou Shalt Not Hate, Nor Shalt Thee Embrace Wrath

10) Above All Things, Thou Shalt Love Thy Questioner As Thyself Before Thy Post

2007-06-20 05:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 2 0

1. Thou shalt not invade Poland (don't mention ze war - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it)
2. Thou shalt not take an imaginary being as thine friend
3. Thou shalt not cause the atheists to get drunk out of their skulls by repeatedly asking why they're in R&S
4. Thou shalt not cut and paste from thine Book of the Talking Donkey
5. Thou shalt not confuse the Big Bang with Evolution
6. Thou shalt not believe the exerable nonsense known as Creationism for it is a false path
7. Thou shalt not tell people capable of free and independent thought that they're going to the non-existent place called Hell
8. Thou shalt not indulge in religious rantings that drone on and on lest ye be cast down as a Troll
9. Thou shalt not report other contributors just because they have an opinion that differs from thine own for this is oppression of the freedom of speech which all right-thinking people hold dear
10. Thou shalt learn the arts of sarcasm, wit and a sense of humour in all things... and for pity's sake get a life

2007-06-20 04:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

good question!!

I will take a shot ----

1. respect everyone regardless of their beliefs (or lack there of
2. don't report a question/answer for abuse just because you don't agree with the question/answer
3. do report true question/answers for abuse when needed
4. do not pick no best answer. if there isn't an answer you don't like move on to the next question
5. do not curse people in the name of Jesus
6. do not tell people they are going to Hell - remember, those without sin can cast the first stone
7. do not make any more fun of my popemobile
8. do not make any more fun of my driving commandments
9. live the golden rule - treat others as you would want to be treated
and 10. don't drink and drive

ok -- it was alot harder than I thought it would be!!!

2007-06-20 05:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

1. Thou shalt not clone unless it's funny
2. Thou shalt not say we came from monkeys.
3. Thou shalt not try to convert!
4. Thou shalt keep the crockoduck sacred.
5. If thine eye offend thee, shut off the damned computer.
6. Thou shalt not touch the report abuse button.
7. Thou shalt not interfere with Deke's pursuit of hot chicks.
8. Thou shalt not ask a drinking question unless thou art buying the round.
9. Thou shalt not quote scripture to an atheist in an attempt to pursuade them.
10. Thou shall use spell check!

2007-06-20 04:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 6 0

Hello,

R&S has many definitions so would you please specify what it is.

Anyway the Vatican came out with 12 commandments for drivers around the world knowing that speeding through to impaired driving sends millions to their maker every year.
Negligent drivng has been considered sinful in many cases.
The commandments just say not to drink and drive through to controlling your temper and avoiding road rage. Above all, say a little prayer before you set out in your vehicle.

Regards,

Michael Kelly

2007-06-20 05:00:26 · answer #6 · answered by Michael Kelly 5 · 0 2

thou shall not make fun of me.

kinda like how he created the 10 commandments for driving?

I can't believe they think they can do that.

2007-06-20 04:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Thou shalt have a sense of humor.

2007-06-20 04:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Thou shall not delete my account

2007-06-20 04:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2 0

Thou shall not spam.

2007-06-20 04:58:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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