A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch. "How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks the sailor. "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate.
"A shark bit off me whole leg."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"
"We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut me
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And the eye patch?" "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
Said the pirate.
"It was the first day with the hook."
2007-06-20 04:29:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that. that totally rocks. you should so be a comedian. I love em all. keep em comin. email me some jokes at
lolkaytay@yahoo.com
bye
kaytay
2007-06-20 07:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love all pirate jokes . . . . keep em comin'
p.s. Have a star
2007-06-20 11:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by billy b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ones a little recycled
2007-06-20 11:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by JJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all clean pirate jokes are cool...
2007-06-20 11:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by well, it's true... ☺ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee.
2007-06-20 11:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by MBK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, made me laugh.
2007-06-20 15:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
lol
cute
2007-06-20 11:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not
2007-06-20 11:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by Midnight Sun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta...not really.
2007-06-20 11:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋