A man was on his deathbed and the most wonderful smell of his favorite kind of cookie came wafting up the stairs. Ever so weakly, he crawled off the bed and somehow made it downstairs to the kitchen. He slowly reached a hand up to the counter to take a cookie and his wife whacked it with a spatula and said, "Out of those! They're for the funeral!"
2007-06-20 04:03:26 · 21 answers · asked by Princess of Egypt 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Good One LOL
Star Time
2007-06-20 04:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-06-20 04:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Laura 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I Wasn't Rich
A Rich old man, who inherited all his money from his father, one day asks his young wife: "Honey, would you still have married me if my father didn't leave me with all this money?".
His wife smiles gently and answers: "Sure honey, you know I would marry you no matter who gave you the money".
2007-06-20 06:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that was the case with his wife maybe he was better off dead than to live with that!
2007-06-20 04:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by Chokolates4u 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so funny! great joke, i would give you 10 more stars, but i can't. sorry. i am gonna use that one. LOL! nice one!
2007-06-20 04:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by Erica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha hehe 8/10 heard it last year still good though.!!
2007-06-20 04:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Has she named the day or not yet?
2007-06-20 04:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by Midnight Sun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she's being prepared
if only she could finalise the date
2007-06-20 04:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the best joking hahaa!
2007-06-20 20:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by Chucky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that poor man, let him have a biscuit
2007-06-20 04:13:10 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋