what's best,text or e-mail him/her?
2007-06-20 03:31:56 · 20 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The church is his answering service. Leave a message
2007-06-20 03:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by itsmyopinionsothere 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you always home whenever someone calls. You two just have different schedules. Plus, after doing everything God has done, I think God deserves a vacation. When you call, just leave a message, and God will call you back when God get's a chance.
2007-06-20 10:34:52 · answer #2 · answered by vtothef 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God's inbox is full of spam just like yours is, and like any famous person, He doesn't read it Himself. Text messaging might be good because He is obviously very busy, but you might try a standard snail-mail letter. Who knows, if you send a SASE, you might get a autographed picture!
You could try this web site: http://www.lettertogod.net/
You can see what other people are sending to God there. Cool site.
2007-06-20 10:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by polly_peptide 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he vacations a lot and only is in the office on Sunday I have his personal assistant's phone number here somewhere,
sorry can't find it.
but I got the number for the complaint Dept. but it is all ways busy ever since George Bush got elected.
if you want to talk to SATAN let me know I have a direct line.
again it is at the white house.
2007-06-20 10:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rickdark1 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe he's just in the shower (Cleanliness is next to Godliness). Wait 15 minutes and call back.
2007-06-20 10:36:40 · answer #5 · answered by shandi232000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is playing skee ball at the boardwalk in New Jersey.
2007-06-20 10:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by son_of_glen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He is always there, just that you have been thinking God is someone else. Even though He sees you, you can't see Him.
:)
2007-06-24 06:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
G-d can not be found in any man made edifice, G-d comes from the soul.
2007-06-20 10:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by cireengineering 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't call on someone that only exists in your mind.
Unless, of course, you're hearing little voices?
2007-06-20 10:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by billy b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you have to write your request on a piece of pater. Fold it up into a paper plane and throw it to him.
2007-06-20 10:35:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋