An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation
"I now pronounce you man and wife".
2007-06-20 03:30:37 · 21 answers · asked by moedrinks247365 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A knight went to a wizard, and told him his one desire. He wanted to spend the night licking the queens boobs. The wizard agreed to help him, for a large fee. he told the knight that he would have the Queen's lady-in-waiting sprinkle a powder in the Queen's gown, that would create a rash, and when the Queen called the wizard to ask him for help with the rash, he promised he would tell her that the only cure would be for the knight to lick her boobs. The knight agreed, and later that evening enjoyed his heart's pleasures. When the wizard came to collect, the knight refused. Later, the knight saw the wizard talking to the king. When the king left, the knight approached the wizard. "So, wizard, I suppose you told the king that I back out on our agreement.?" "No," replied the wizard, "I was just telling the king how to relieve his itchy balls!"
2007-06-20 03:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
son of a supply it to somebody else imediatly now or you're in deep concern it particularly is a cursed pendent supply it to whoever, supply it to an animal or something basically say I supply you this pendant and prey that the curse is over and do it rapid or dind a gypse that may assist you at the instant
2016-10-18 03:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-06-20 03:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is not a joke...its life...and should not be mocked
That old man just wantd some help
2007-06-20 03:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Scratchy_Joe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
actually the exact words would have been "I Do" But I to had that curse but It was not quite as long as this poor man.... :D
2007-06-20 03:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!!!
Funny Funny Funny, anyone who has ever had a bad marriage should love this one.
2007-06-20 03:34:01 · answer #6 · answered by gymrat0187 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man, i'm getting married next week and this is funny as hell. i hope i won't be cursed too!
2007-06-20 03:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can appreciate that one lol
2007-06-20 04:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by JJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
2007-06-20 03:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by TheBestAnonymous 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was pretty funny lmao
2007-06-20 03:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋