Ok my cousin sent me this I thought it was funny a lil sterotypical but SOOOOOOOO True lol. It's a lil long but I know you will enjoy it, so read on!!
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
2007-06-20 03:27:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! Good ones.
2007-06-20 03:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-04-01 07:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
A salesman knocked on the door of a house in a new housing development and a lady answered the door. He began, "Ma'am, I'm selling the newest innovation in vacuums, this is the greatest little machine I have seen in a long time," and with that, he proceeded to dump on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, mud, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He said, "If this vacuum doesn't clean up that mess, I will eat it!" She said, "Would you like a fork?! We haven't got the power on yet!"
2007-06-20 03:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was from the Middle East, so he's dark. I'm Catholic.
Don't know about the color red (can you explain?). Veeeeerrrrryyyy funnnny!
2007-06-27 08:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-27 08:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ellie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing story line - delicious - with you all the way - the sweetest thing - breaking my heart - thankyou - made my day - funny - that's nutella lawson's recipe ? ain't that some hummer sunshine - my blue demin jacket surely you cold the right cuisine in the kitchen - going up town - dunking donuts- saying qu'est - ce que la ligne de-andy-pandy because his auntie is waving her white hanky and has tied a french knot in the middle to remember you - waxing lyrical - tu fais ca depuis longtemps ? clueless in a french twist - mais non - No - la plume de ma nonsense - you are really out of line on that one - what is that silly ? clueless - on va se promener - je trouve facile ma cuisine - il fait bonne belle de cuisiner avec lsabelle adjani 2 blanc splat-swans-wings the day little boy blue landed with his sails at half mast playing a tune to enhance the morning prayers - pour la reine margot - eau - naturel - mons -de- panther elle la - elle parle la langue anglais ca fromage frais - strawberry fool ice cream - whipped mousse made with soya milk - on the level - what is that silly buggle boy from company blue saying ? excusez moi si'l vous plait - vous voulez promener - une lingberry bling dior beautiful chalize theron my idea of heaven j'adore une tasse du chocolat d'or velvety smooth chocolate is healthy for you - what's that idea in heaven silly ? you take a cup of hot chocolate and drink it early afternoon if you have been busy rushing about town shopping in marks and spencer in paris and have no time for lunch - ok - dans l'apres midi - si cela est possible jaimerais trouve le mot qui exprimerais ma cuisine anglais en promener la ligne de fromage frais - d' nourriture et the little boy blue - tres nouvelle importantes de cuisine dans d'habitude modern age - comme suis la forme plus la meme chose sans plan pour moi a la table d' haut cuisine - decidement d'abord je danse avec musically funny baroque and roll - fantastique le roi soleil - absolutely fabulous before breakfast and I am up early in the morning - clue ? nutella butterly spread on my toast - even if she has sheer butter nothing touches wearing a blue denim jacket - carte blanc lemon mousse my dress needs sewing any bodice boddica out there ? paper back writer - interested in women gladitors who are peaceful warriors - over to you - have a nice day.
2007-06-22 02:25:17 · answer #6 · answered by Sebastian Flight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i agree on every single one
good job
2007-06-20 04:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie!
2007-06-26 12:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha "RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color. " i love that one
2007-06-20 03:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it really good though i don't see anything wrong with having a cheap car with expensive accessories.
2007-06-20 03:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋