here are 3 blonde jokes:
there are 3 girls (blonde, brunette, and redhead) and they are all eating lunch and all have a tuna sandwich. They all say that if their parents pack tuna again for lunch they will jump off te building. Sure enough the next day they have tuna and they jump off the school building. At their funeral the brunette and redhead's moms say they are so sorry, and they never knew that they didn't like tuna. The blonde's mom says, hey don't look at me she made her own lunch.
3 girls are stranded on an island (one blonde, redhead, and brunette) the blonde finds a bottle and opens it. Inside there is a jeanie. The redhead and brunette says i wish i was off the island. Then the blond says, well i am getting lonely I wish they were back to keep me company!
There is this blonde who walks into walmart and buys a TV. She gets bored with the TV because it only shows the color yellow. She returns it and tells the manager all her problems she had with it. Then the man
2007-06-20 03:26:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love the 2 one it really funny
2007-06-20 03:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THe 1st one is really old.
So is the second n the 3rd aint finished.
The 1st 2 have been changed in2 blonde jokes.
Out of all tho the 2nd aint as bad as the 1st two.
Heres a joke for you, which i like.Its still quite lame though;-
"what do you call a Roman with pubes in his teeth?"....
gladiator.
2007-06-20 10:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by jane s 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First one's the best. Never heard before.
2007-06-20 11:18:21 · answer #3 · answered by Rey Mysterio 619 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke number two is the best because it is shows the dumb side and is easy to understand more tan the other two jokes.
2007-06-20 14:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by BKool 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one best but they are all good
2007-06-20 10:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by Robert Rox!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one is the best.
2007-06-20 10:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by chrisfa678 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree
what happened on number 3?
2007-06-20 10:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by billy b 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
iv heard one and two before and three you didnt finish ... ive never heard that one before ... but between the two i like the island one better ... the sandwich one is kinda dull
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2007-06-20 10:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one. Never heard before.
2007-06-20 10:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First two are cute but # 3 ends with,
...says, "Ma'am, that's a micro-wave oven!"
2007-06-20 11:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋