Ronald Reagan's "Memories"
2007-06-20 03:26:01 · 12 answers · asked by moedrinks247365 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not very nice. This one is much better:
A salesman knocked on the door of a house and a little boy holding a cigar answered. The salesman looked at the boy in surprise and said, "Is your mommy or daddy at home?" The little boy flicked some ashes on the carpet and said, "What do you think?"
2007-06-20 03:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-08 21:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once wrote a book called "I." Since I was both the author and publisher and the title and text of the book were the same, the entire book consisted of the word "I" written on a small scrap of paper. It was a brilliant work, one of my best, really. Unfortunately, there was only one copy, which was lost in the next laundry. Pity.
2007-06-20 03:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by nightserf 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget "Successful War Strategies" by George W. Bush.
2007-06-20 04:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well that maybe the The shortest book/joke ever written
but its funny
2007-06-20 03:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it was- Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
2007-06-20 04:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
I thought it would be Contributions Paris Hilton & Her Mates Has (sic) Made To Society.
2007-06-20 03:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
nope
when daddy was a little girl by Ben Dover
2007-06-20 03:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking it would be my book "Everything I Know"
2007-06-20 03:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny...actually pretty insensitive. my grandmother has alzheimers. a*ss hole.
2007-06-20 03:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋