I'm trying to find a joke I got by e-mail.
It's all evaluation quotes, and they are just the worse things you'd want to see in your evaluation..
Sorta like
"A wonder her was the first sperm to make it to the egg"
"Since he joined our company, he's been on an ascending spiral of failures"
"I've seen bags of nails create more sparks"
"He's been failing at a progressive rate"
"Shouldn't be allowed to breed"
Do you know where I can find more ?
2007-06-20 03:10:24 · 3 answers · asked by Tall Chick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no, but here is a good business joke:
A businessman taking a seminar on work efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the class. "After a few days of observation, I quickly determined the practices that were robbing her of precious time and energy," the man reported. "Taking note of how many trips she made to the kitchen to the dining room carrying just one item, I suggested that, in the future, she carry several items at a time."
"Did it work?" the teacher asked.
"It sure did," replied the businessman. "Instead of taking her 20 minutes to fix my breakfast, it now takes ME just seven."
2007-06-20 03:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. They are not too nice.
:)
2007-06-24 06:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, they're ridiculous
2007-06-20 10:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋