Middle Aged Woman- A joke about the change?

Question

A middele-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the dr., "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange...."
"Let me be the judge of that," the dr. replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning & heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet & when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again &, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, & there were dimes & this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" She implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
"You're simply going through the change!"

Answer 1

Pretty smart.
Here is one:
Ahhhhh. The joys of having girls. My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake).

Now fast forward a few months. It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so it didn't hang off the edge!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth?

Answer 2

each and every of the others have been previous jokes to me, however the final one develop right into a doozy. i visit must be sure you tell my acquaintances this one, desire there develop into extra area i might permit you already know one that is close to to this. a touch.

Answer 3

That's good! Too bad they don't come in bigger denominations.

Answer 4

lol it was a good joke! star for you

Answer 5

nice punchline lol

Answer 6

that is funny