One day God is in a really good mood and looks down from the heavens and sees a statue of a man and a statue of a woman in a park. He waves his hand and makes them human for 1 hour.
The male statue looks at the female statue and says, "Do you wanna do what I wanna do?"
The female statue says, "Oh yes..........Let's go..."
So they run off and after about 20 mins, they come back covered in sweat........and the male statue says, "Hey that was fun.......Do you wanna do that again?"
The female statue says, "Ok......but this time..........You hold the pigeons.........and i'll sh*t on em."
2007-06-20 02:58:03 · 19 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman was in bed having sex with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said, "Get up and stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to..." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an f*#king idiot at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody even offered me as much as a glass of water."
2007-06-20 04:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by thegreatgaetano2 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke 9.7/10
2016-05-20 07:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha 12/10 excellent- best I've heard.
2007-06-20 03:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have just got me scratched, my 22ear old was on my knee helping himself to the ham out of my cob, I laughed so suddenly his hooks flew.
nice one.
ps. some people have no sense of humour.
Bye the way was that joke funny?
2007-06-20 05:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY 11/10 AND A STAR
2007-06-20 03:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just goes to show you don't stay in one position for every long time your always get $hit on
thats everywhere hahahahahahaha
2007-06-20 12:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-06-20 03:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny.!!!
10/10.!!!
Ha ha ha.
2007-06-20 05:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet Revenge for s-h-i-tting on them every day.
:)
2007-06-20 03:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mean and not funny what so ever.
2007-06-20 03:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋