A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "But I don't know her well enough."
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The morning after their honeymoon, the wife says to her husband, "You know, you're a really lousy lover."
The husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
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Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?"
"Yeah," replied the second, "But only when he telephones!"
2007-06-20 02:42:13 · 11 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im sorry i dont get it well if i was smart i guess i would get it but i dont get it sorry
2007-06-20 04:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bloody Tears 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny ones!
2007-06-20 03:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are not as funny as when you posted them earlier today!
2007-06-20 03:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by billy b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dear those jokes are very nice.really nice,
and i say u, that i love the first one, than the others.
2007-06-20 03:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by marina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked them a lot. here's a star for you
2007-06-20 02:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL pretty funny
2007-06-20 02:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by hahababy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-06-20 03:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by aaa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehee! That was funny!
:)
2007-06-20 03:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha those are cute!
2007-06-20 02:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me chuckle alot ! thanks for the great laugh !!
i loved all of them .
(:
2007-06-20 02:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋