A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news.
A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.
The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off
that building and commits suicide." The blonde thinks for a moment then
replies: "OK, you're on!" They watch for a few minutes and sure enough,
the man jumps off the ledge.
The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her,
saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that
I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would
jump.
The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't
think he'd jump off again!"
2007-06-20 02:20:17 · 16 answers · asked by Karatekid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, i have a blonde friend who would say that, but she's the best friend i've ever had!
2007-06-20 03:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by live in the magic of life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm nicely a clean stupid regulation is coming in banning any 'gay' jokes/characters - like daffyd from Little Britain or the gay bloke called Derek that Catherine Tate performs. i'm gay and have a snigger at gay jokes/characters. I extremely have considered interior the paper the Pakistani shaggy dog tale that David Jason reported on the radio, to be ordinary i did no longer even get the shaggy dog tale, yet i'm blond besides lol
2016-10-08 21:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by finnigan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats all good but what about brunette jokes?........
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
2007-06-20 02:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by Scorps 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I love scorps brunette jokes, its always the good old blonde sterotype that people like to take the mickey out of, but its good to see the boot on the other foot! I like the moustache one! Quality! :)
2007-06-20 02:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by peroxide.pixie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny.!!!
10/10.!!!
3 Good blonde jokes in a row.!!!
Excellent once more so 10/10 Karate Kid.!!!
Ha ha ha.
2007-06-20 05:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff which one gets to the bottom first.
The brunette because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions
2007-06-20 02:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by likkle_me19 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋
not that funny soz me and my mate are still trying to laugh but cannot
2007-06-20 03:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by SYDK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but still a goody
STAR
thumbs up for SCORPS too
2007-06-20 03:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by jimbo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard that one before ☻
2007-06-20 02:24:12 · answer #9 · answered by Melodé 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh, how dumb can one be. Haa haahaahaahaahaahaa.Good one.
A star for you.
2007-06-20 02:25:04 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋