Birds on the mountain
Fish in the sea
How you passed maths
Is a mystery to me!
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I copied your paper
And I flunked too.
My teacher loves me
Thinks I'm dear
She kept me for
The fourth straight year.
History's a subject that's
As dead as it can be.
Once it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me.
When I die, bury me deep
Bury my history book at my feet.
Tell the teacher I've gone to rest
And won't be back for the history test.
Now I lay me down to rest,
I pray to pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake
That's one less test I'll have to take.
Is this funny?
2007-06-20 02:02:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please star if you like it!!!!!
2007-06-20 02:06:53 · update #1
Hey, thanks, KayTay!
2007-06-20 02:25:26 · update #2
OOH, laylafletcher...
2007-06-20 03:39:24 · update #3
lol mind if i copy this poem and save itto say to each teacher on the first day of school (even tho thats a few months away)?
2007-06-26 10:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like these parts:
History's a subject that's
As dead as it can be.
Once it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me.
When I die, bury me deep
Bury my history book at my feet.
Tell the teacher I've gone to rest
And won't be back for the history test.
LOL... others are not really funny, to be honest... 0=D
2007-06-20 02:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww I ignored it :( I regarded on the backside to work out how long it grew to become into. I then study the section the place it suggested "At milking a cow" :( Oh properly, I study it anyhow--and that grew to become into good! :D
2016-09-28 04:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah you are good at the riddle thing. do more you are good at it. i think its your natural talent.
by the way sorry I copied that one. hope you did not mind. i actually did not really copy i changed one word. please forgive me. i just liked it so much.
2007-06-20 02:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry I like rude ones that was to tame for me
2007-06-20 03:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by laylafletcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice! Keep up the good work!
:)
2007-06-23 23:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was great! but I love history and history tests!!
2007-06-25 12:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Tea Crazed Person. 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think I heard that when I was in elementary school, its cute.
2007-06-20 02:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
sweet
2007-06-20 02:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by Taurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEA I LIKE THE ONE WERE IT SAYS MY TEACHER LOVES ME THINKS IM DEAR.....................
2007-06-20 02:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by [[iM .]] K3LViN'S L4DY ~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋