2007-06-20 01:55:51 · 12 answers · asked by Crappo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why not? You've got plenty of spare time now.
2007-06-20 02:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Next thing you`ll be telling us that the Church of England have incense burners capable of hitting Vatican City in 45 minutes. I`m not falling for that old Chestnut. Your next move will be to invade Vatican City hang the existing Pope and nick all the candlesticks. You must think we`re daft.
Why are you waving those balloons?
Yeah I think you`d make a great Pope. What was the question?
2007-06-20 15:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd make a fantastic Pope ... When you're Pope will you give me presents? I'd like that. You'd be the second richest being in all of existance and I bet you'd give good presents.
2007-06-20 17:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU.....
I can't wait to see you lying' there on the catafalque. It gives me the shivers but then we could use you as a draught excluder for exceptionally large doors. Is 'catafalque' a viable Scrabble word?
2007-06-20 17:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a pope once, it died after I left it in the sun for a week...
2007-06-20 15:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can you make sure the priest who raped and abused me at five get put in a hotter section of hell?
2007-06-20 17:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by The Dark Prince 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to see some minimal qualifications. Were you ever a member of the Hitler Youth?
2007-06-20 09:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by JAT 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
first you'd have to be a Cardinal, and you're more like a Tampa Bay Devil Ray.
2007-06-20 08:59:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Good luck! Is it not forbiden for popes to make sex? Are you shour dat dis is your destiny...
2007-06-20 13:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Without knowing anything about you at all, or whether you're serious or not...I have no idea.
2007-06-20 08:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋