A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "But I don't know her well enough."
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The morning after their honeymoon, the wife says to her husband, "You know, you're a really lousy lover."
The husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
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Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?"
"Yeah," replied the second, "But only when he telephones!"
2007-06-20 01:02:40 · 10 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol!!!!! :D
Hilarious jokes!
Thanks for making me laugh when I haven't laughed properly in ages!
Got anymore?
Or where did you get 'em from? A friend or website?
2007-06-20 01:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by chandra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny ones!
2016-05-20 06:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Jokes!
2007-06-20 01:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ones - funny and lol! Help cant stop...
2007-06-20 01:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-06-20 01:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. i liked all of them.. Hilarious
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good ones.. thanx for sharing
2007-06-20 01:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were funny!
2007-06-20 01:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great start!! keep it up
2007-06-20 01:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahha....too funny.....hahahahaha
2007-06-20 01:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by mom2-3girls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Fantastic. Thanks for making me smile!
2007-06-20 01:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by libra_girl_jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋