Katie the femail ape is experiencing somekind of depression lately since the release of her mate,a week ago.After trying to find another male ape for the last six weeks they came up empty handed.Tired of trying one day they decide to meet at the bar for a drink and discuss the problem,
After several drink's they both noticed one "MIGHTY HUGE" biker clad in leathers and he looked like a gorilla,
They both looked at each other,are you thinking what, im thinking,
Yea,so they both went over to the biker and offered him 500.00 dollars if he would sleep for one evening with the ape,
The biker agree's,The two keeper's tell the biker that they have to put a bag over the ape's head,so she won't recognise and possibly hurt him.
Later that evening he enter's the cage.The ape immediatley smell's the biker,runs over and throws him to the ground and starts banging him,
get it off!get it off! so they start to pull if off.
no! i mean the bag,THE BAG,
CAUSE I WANT TO KISS THAT *****!
2007-06-20 00:33:27 · 11 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...kiss of death, ha ha ha....!
2007-06-20 00:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the extra advantageous question may well be "what number troll christian fundies right here have certainly examine the beginning of Species with the help of Charles Darwin?" that ought to help manage the 1st rate people who persist with christ vs. wacko fundies who have no thought what they're talking approximately. i'm no longer christian, and that i've got under no circumstances examine the beginning of Species myself, so i think i'm the incorrect demographic to be answering this. even nevertheless, I certainly have examine a number of distinctive variations of the Bible cover to cover (with lots doodling, highlighting and laughter), and discover it to easily be allegory, which if examine actually, might basically contradict itself and be laughable. for example, the christian portrayal of devil (lucifer, aka The Day famous individual) is that he ascends to be the 2nd optimal ability in heaven, and descends into the darkness of the Pit, and could attempt to ascend repeatedly for eternity (won't be able to bear in techniques no count number if it particularly is in Ezekiel or Isiah, i've got faith that is Ezekiel), which to me might recommend an evidence with poetic license for the sunlight becoming and placing and re-becoming daily. ever considered that, christian fundie trolls?
2016-10-18 03:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The male Gorilla has the smallest penis for an animal of it's size in the animal kingdom (Very Very SMALL) . LOL
2007-06-20 02:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hummm... What a coincidence. I was in that bar and met the vet that circumcises the apes. He told me his salary was terrible, but the tips were tremendous.
2007-06-20 01:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm. . . . kiss that what?
i'm sure this is really funny, but i need the last word.
p.s. What's wrong with your front?
2007-06-20 00:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that's what you call monkeying around.
2007-06-20 05:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so wrong....but funny!xx
2007-06-20 00:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-06-20 05:44:37 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow your back
good job
2007-06-20 00:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one!
2007-06-20 00:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋