1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play
football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on
your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer always goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.
2007-06-19 23:50:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i do have a partner and its only a joke dont need to take it so literely
2007-06-20 00:02:18 · update #1
Oh Loki, I think it is hilarious, but the cucumber is better.
2007-06-20 01:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in all likelihood for a similar reason which you do no longer see a ton of classified ads for adult men going to procuring department shops. specific, women drink beer, specific adult men do circulate procuring...even though it is greater adult men that drink beer so because it is the place the merchandising funds are going to be spent. i do no longer think of that classified ads for beer directed in direction of women have been very effective interior the previous. as nicely, women surely have been shown to discover with the male oriented beer classified ads besides!
2016-11-07 00:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont forget that beer doesnt mind going back to the wet spot it came from.lol.
very good, u got a star from me.
xx
2007-06-20 01:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u trying to tell me that u also have sex with your beer or are u just trying to put a point across telling us that beer is better than women e-mail me telling me!
2007-06-19 23:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Timmy-Lee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol Loki you love us really! If you had to choose, beer or women for the rest of your life n you can only have one????
2007-06-20 00:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah so true, also, beer is always there when you want it
you never have to put any effort into getting a beer
beer doesn't care if you don't finish it off
beer is always willing
2007-06-20 00:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
id rather have a beautiful lass over a beer any day.
2007-06-20 00:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-20 05:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-you just got stuffed by a cucumber!! xx
2007-06-20 00:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That Jessie girl just loves her cucumber wonder how that came about????
2007-06-19 23:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋