This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers. The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts.
She says, "Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I saw last night they said milk baths are good for the skin."
The milkman asks, "Do you want it PASTURIZED?".
She answers, "No...up to my shoulders will be sufficient!"
2007-06-19 23:16:39 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao thats good
2007-06-26 13:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-06-20 01:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-06-26 05:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it but it may lead to a violation--- I have had milder ones removed.
2007-06-19 23:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha should be no blonde as yahoo consider blonde jokes ethnic slurs i have violations to prove it...thats a joke in itself good joke thx
2007-06-19 23:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i'm a blond and this one made me lol !! past your eyes"ed
2007-06-19 23:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Pasted up to the top??
:)
2007-06-23 23:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Freakin' brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-19 23:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE !!! stix you should be a blonde (LOL)
2007-06-25 09:26:41 · answer #9 · answered by debbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :- :0
2007-06-26 05:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋