DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN...Three men, a doctor,?

Question

a lawyer and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."
The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go F herself.

Answer 1

hhaaaahhaha

Answer 2

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that far more men than women commit violent crimes. Maybe it's a power and control thing - they're opposed to women having control over their own bodies or they can't handle the fact that their beliefs aren't being obeyed. 上杉 謙信 越後の龍, in the US, anti-abortion violence has killed at least nine people - five doctors, two clinic employees, a security guard, and a clinic escort. Another doctor may have been killed because of he provided abortion services, but there is some question as to whether the motive in his murder was robbery or anti-abortion terrorism. All of those people were killed by men.

Answer 3

to each his own.....get this....An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.

The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway
and
sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and
douses the
fire. He goes back to bed.

Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and
sees a
fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after
calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory,
etc.
extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy
needed.

Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the
hall,
sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then
exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed.

Answer 4

Hahahahaha, oh, I laughed so hard I snorted....that is something I hardly ever do.....

heeheehee

Answer 5

good one

Answer 6

that is so horrible!!

but still a good joke :)