This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and
they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of
a party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is
potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let
me know how it goes."
The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist goes to work and finds the same guy
waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was
your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick, I need Blue Ice (muscle pain relief).
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't
put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive."
The guy says, "No, no, It's not for that, it's for my arm."
Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?"
Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion."
Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what ? "
"The girls never showed up!"
2007-06-19 20:48:05 · 12 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very funny hahahaha
2007-06-19 22:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope I don't split my sides with your jokes. hee haw lol
2007-06-20 12:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee! hee! heee! the old hand job ..10/10
2007-06-20 05:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-20 04:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good10/10 where do you get
them all from.?
2007-06-20 07:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read up to the 2nd paragraph, and then gave up.
2007-06-20 03:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Low Contributor 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cool
2007-06-20 05:17:32 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-06-20 04:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao that was great :D
2007-06-22 14:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by Cilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! This is funny!
:)
2007-06-24 05:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋