Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their
honeymoon night at home.
Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming.
The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night."
She snuck by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing. "That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself.
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night's noises.
"Well Mom," she replied, "you always said if it hurt I should scream."
"You're absolutely right sweetheart," the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter.
"Now why were you laughing?" she asked.
"You always said if it tickled, I could laugh," she answered.
"True enough, honey." The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.
"Now it's your turn, baby," she said turning to her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full."
2007-06-19 20:46:29 · 19 answers · asked by vanessa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Very Good Morning Sweetie!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Vanessa Honey! That was a real mouthful of funny! LMFAO!!!
Have a Great Day!
2007-06-19 21:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-06-23 19:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one! A star 2 u 4 u
Any ways I wanted to give u more star but it is not possible here!
Which part of the world u r ? it is noon here(India).
GOOD AFTERNOON TO U
2007-06-19 21:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-06-19 23:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it 10/10 and a star xx
2007-06-20 00:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke made my morning!:))) One thing though - who said big butt is a bad thing?:)
2016-05-20 05:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by lesia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no stars to give or I'd give you one (no pun intended) for that Ha Ha Ha
2007-06-19 22:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! The mother is really good! Teaching them those things!
:)
2007-06-23 22:56:08 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is evening here in Iraland. So it is good morning and good evening. Thanks for your good jokes. Good start to the evening, I mean morning oh whatever. ha ha ha ha
2007-06-20 05:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good, heres a star
2007-06-20 22:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋