2007-06-19 18:46:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are a genius my child. May the force be with you. If I knew half of what you now know, could I be your servant and we could be the next generation of "Gods" spreading our wisdom? Ha Ha..........
2007-06-19 18:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by Theban 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donkeys talk, the Earth is 6000 years old and is a circle with 4 corners, rabbits chew cud, locusts have 4 legs, some fowls creep around on all four, and men have one less rib than women. Oh, and "Us" means one person.
2007-06-19 18:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by Echo of Creation 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At one time, the sun stopped moving thru the sky; god sent himself to earth to sacrifice himself to himself, so that he could change a law that he made; god always tells the truth, unless there are talking snakes, fruit, and things he created involved; rainbows mean no more genocidal floods; stoning your disobedient child isn't abuse...
2007-06-19 19:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The key to happiness, of course.
Psalm 137:9: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
2007-06-19 18:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The earth rests on the back of a camel.
2007-06-19 18:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Historical linguistics, evolutionary biology, paleontology, and geology are all of the Devil.
2007-06-19 18:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well my Grandpa always told me to marry a girl with little hands so my pecker would look bigger ? Hope this helps.
2007-06-19 18:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That God thinks your lovely and has a plan for you. Be Blessed!
2007-06-19 18:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by jamlynne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See this is why Christian should not be scientist
2007-06-19 18:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that you are misinformed
2007-06-19 18:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋