can someone tell me a funny joke that isnt like forever long though....best joke gets 10 pts
2007-06-19 18:13:35 · 25 answers · asked by Crazy_Wanderer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When does a granny say the f word?
When another granny yells Bingo!!!
Yeah, I thought this one was funny.
2007-06-19 18:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
When the hunchback of Notre Dame died, the church needed a new bell ringer. In the belltower the clergy climbed to see where he had lived and noticed movement in a dark corner. Coaxing out the shadowy figure, they discover the brother of the late hunchback, also afflicted with the hunch and is afraid they will evict him. He offers to ring the bell for them and they agree. In his haste to ring the bell for the first time, he runs straight at it, hitting it with his face. The clergy has never heard such a beautiful tone from the bell and agree to give him the job. On his very next attempt, with blurry vision and his head spinning, he runs straight past the bell and falls to his death at the base of the tower. Passersby are startled to discover the man in a heap on the sidewalk. The crowd that gathered all asked the same question, "Do you know who he is?" The person closest who could look, turned the body and said, "His face doesn't ring a bell."
2007-06-20 01:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by Jim N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5
2007-06-20 01:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.
The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.
The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband?
"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'."
"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'.
I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what'.
So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."
"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?
2007-06-20 01:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by SiSco 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mother Superior seen 3 nuns fighting over a bike, she goes over to Them speaking firm and loud.
"Sister Wendy you can ride that bike on Monday & Tuesday's only. Sister Mary you ride the bike Wednesday & Thursday's and Sister Jane your days will be Friday & Saturday's."
Since Sunday a holy day we'll give it a rest!
Then she finished off by finally including," And Sister's anymore fighting and the seat goes back on!
2007-06-20 01:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock
Who's up in ther?
Gorrila
Gorilla Who?
Gorrill a me a sangwidge
A for effort
2007-06-21 00:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by Confucious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M A MAN
OK after every sentence say "I'm a man"
I Drove To The Bar. I'm a man
I Got A Girls Number. I'm a man
I Took Her To My Room. I'm a man
I Did Her Then She Said. I'M A MAN!!
2007-06-20 01:48:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jonathan H 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a little boy who was only born a head, no body. when he went to school he had a terrible day. the kids really kicked him around. he rolled out to the playground and cried. his fairy godmother appeared and said 'little head boy, i will grant you one wish to ease your pain." of course, the boy says "i wish for a body!" His wish was granted and he was so happy he started running and ran into the street and got hit by a truck and died. The moral of the story is: stop while you're a head. bum dum dum, psshh!
2007-06-20 01:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by America scarica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. (I've set my sights low and am going for 2 points instead)
2007-06-20 01:16:45 · answer #9 · answered by Slumlord 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the mexican cross the road?
-Because on the other side there was a chicken going
"Ba-kaw ba-kaw!"
2007-06-20 02:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by ashley yo :D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋