2007-06-19 18:12:27 · 30 answers · asked by TRACER ™ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Quietly lean in to him and whisper "I'm under age can you help me out" then slip the money into his hand gangsta style and nod to him with confidence.
2007-06-19 19:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is your preacher in the liquor store anyways?
Don't be double faced, if your gonna buy a keg well then just go ahead and buy it.
2007-06-20 01:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by ATF 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just say you are going to drain the beer....you only want the empty Keg as a planter box for your patio.
Then assure the Preacher that you realize his bottle of whiskey is only a vase for the flowers he's buying on his way home.
2007-06-20 01:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your preacher to bless the keg
God loves keg-er party's
2007-06-20 01:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by return_of_fireball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you are over 21 or you should not be in the liquor store. Thus, your preacher knows that you are an adult and that you tithe to his church. Thus, it is a matter of economics not faith that you should be dealing with. Most important, be certain to invite him to the beer party. Probst
2007-06-20 01:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by johny0802 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's your preacher doing in the liquor store? buy the keg, and maybe some porm.
2007-06-20 01:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by jonas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What? Only one liquor store in town? Why would it matter whether the preacher is in there anyway? Are you one of his most prized deacons? One hell of a church when the preach and follower can't overcome the demon of alcohol. As for me, I don't "drink" NOR hang around church going hypocrites.......
2007-06-20 01:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by Theban 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your preacher is in the liquor store too.
2007-06-20 01:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you're buying it for the homeless and downtrodden.
Pro 31:6 Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
Pro 31:7 Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.
2007-06-20 01:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God sees what you are doing, even if your preacher does not.
God also sees what your preacher is doing.
He might be there just to buy wine for communion.
Pastor Art
2007-06-20 01:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would use money, as you would not want your preacher to see you stealing the keg. and you do not really think that he os only there for sacramental wine do you?
2007-06-20 01:26:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋