It was the night of the palace ball and Cinderella couldn't stop crying. Her fairy God-mother was very distraught. Cinderella, she said, Why are you crying? You have a beautiful gown, a shiny pair of glass slippers, and you're about to have one of the best evenings of your life! But Cinderella continued to cry. I know, she said, sobbing, but I've looked everywhere and I can't find my diaphragm The fairy Godmother thought for a moment, and then said, I'll make you a diaphragm, but only for tonight and you HAVE to be back by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin. Thank you! Thank you! she shrieked, and she went hurrying out the door so she wouldn't be late. The fairy God-mother smiled, happy to have pleased Cinderella so much. She settled down in front of the fire to await Cinderella's return.The fairy God-mother waited. And she waited. And she waited, until finally 12 o'clock rolled around and there was still no sign of Cinderella. The fairy God-mother started to get worried. One o'clock rolled around and then came two and then three and the fairy God-mother started to get worried. One o'clock rolled around and then came two and then three and the fairy God-mother had worked herself into a frenzy thinking about all of the horrible things that could have happened to her. Suddenly, the door swings open and Cinderella comes sauntering in in a daze with a lazy smile painted on her face, a little drunken swagger in her walk and kind of breathes a tire The fairy God-mother's eyes got big and she jumps up. What happened? Are you ok? she said with a frantic voice. I'm just fine, she murmured. I was on my way home when I met the most lovely man.... Peter, Peter something or other
2007-06-19 18:00:32 · 8 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!! that is freakin' hilarious. u DEFINITELY get a star. way better ending than the original. rotflmao!!!
2007-06-19 18:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, extremely i think of it became the Brothers Grimm who collaborated in a chain of marvellous fairy memories that have continued over the years, and that i'm hoping will final perpetually LOL. Grimm did not write all the fairy memories available, yet distinctive them, and it is the reason those are talked approximately as Grimm's Fairy memories. Get a e book of them and enjoy. you're never too previous.
2016-10-18 02:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by harren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This shows how people forget their actual class and try to show-off...... what they don't deserve. And a respectful payback is hard to see.....this also shows how our parents can do anything to make us happy.....they even care for us, and are worried if things don't go right.....and we? Don't even bother for them.....how many of u wished ur parents on their last birthday? We need to realize....and girls....don't even ask....sorry for being controversial....
2007-06-20 03:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by Chandrachurh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! never heard that one before
2007-06-19 18:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by honeys9702 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is certainly something i havent seen before. but can you explain? i am looking forward to understanding this! Thanks! :)
2007-06-19 23:34:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahah that's hysterical. i love it!
2007-06-19 18:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by sexii_sanchez 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pls explain...
2007-06-19 19:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand? what????????
2007-06-19 18:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by R 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋