Because I just did!
2007-06-19 16:19:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
i have sneezed and farted at the same time before, something im not proud of, but i have never sneezed and crapped my self at the same time, i have total vowel movement control.
2007-06-19 16:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I did I was too drunk to remember. I was tazered by a secruity guard at the dog track once and pee'd and crapped myself. Then I had to ride all the way to jail stinking and wet. Only I could end an evening by getting to spend the night in jail simply by burping too loud.
I guess you really have to read about my life on my 360 blogs to understand.
2007-06-19 19:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to cough and fart but haven't sneezed a crapped in about 38 years if I did then
2007-06-19 20:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but when I was pregnant I used to sneeze and pee at the same time. Not gallons, but a little bit.
2007-06-20 02:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but my dad did just as we were getting into the car to leave on vacation when I was thirteen. It was nearly impossible to get my mind off it the whole two weeks.
2007-06-19 18:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by B Scott 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was working in the student training restaurant once and lots of old people would come and one of them smelt like ****
2015-04-23 17:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't but sorry about your bad luck,better go clean up I can smell ya from here.lol
2007-06-27 03:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by simple serenity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but i time it so that the victim is walking under my balcony. It gives new meaning to the term "A**hat"
2007-06-27 14:54:18 · answer #8 · answered by rss_beatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I was in 1st grade and it was very embarrassing. It hasn't happend since.
2007-06-19 20:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by crazylady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've coughed and peed.
Sneezed and passed gas at work, with my lunch buddies, they acted like they didn't hear it.
2007-06-19 20:11:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋