Ten points to the best religious version of the tea pot song
"Im a little tea pot...." you know
2007-06-19 16:16:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm a little peeved off
Here me shout
My parents went to church
and foamed at the mouth
it was kinda scary
and really sad
I don't believe in God
so I lost my Mom and Dad.
2007-06-19 16:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It could cause a legal battle and you would have to prove that you have an established religion that requires the use of it. Once the legal hassles are out of the way, you could most likely do it and get away with it. ( If you live in the United States) If you are American Indian, and you need a Bald Eagle feather, there are legal channels that have to be gone through to obtain one. It is possible to get one for religious reasons but you have to go through the right channels so that you don't get in trouble for it. ( I believe this falls under the same category because this was being done when they were almost extinct ) EDIT: if it is used for making oil, then I don't think that they can stop you because you have an established religion which requires you to do it. Keep that passage handy if you do have to defend your belief.
2016-05-20 03:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a little tea pot
not ashamed.
Jesus is the answer
the lamb was slain.
When I get the spirit
hear me shout.
Holy rolling servant
strong and devout.
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2007-06-19 16:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm a fundie tea-pot, hear me out
dodge from flying spittle as i shout
when i get all steamed-up, i'll drive the heathens out
all i do is lament, all i do is pout
2007-06-19 16:26:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bertrand Russell's teapot - hear him shout....
"Theists must prove what a-theists doubt!"
Dawkin's knew what Russell was about.
How can one argue with that much clout?
2007-06-19 16:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Saint Christopher Walken 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a holy roller, short and stout.
Here is my bible, now hear me shout!
If you don't buy into what I sell.
Doesn't really matter, cause God will throw you in hell!
2007-06-19 16:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by KS 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm a little demon, foul and nasty, I promulgate the pederasty. Here is my handler, sweating semen. Turn me upside down and I'm yours, by cracky.
2007-06-19 16:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm an angry skeptic, full of doubt
here is the scandal, here is the clout
there's-a chip on my shoulder, here me shout
just wait and see what's heck's about!
2007-06-19 16:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I am a Christian,
Born-again.
Jesus has died to
Pay for all my sins.
When he answers prayers,
I say (and grin),
"Thank you Jesus,"
And, "Amen."
2007-06-19 16:23:55 · answer #9 · answered by Yod Heh Vav Heh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋