(If you don't have a dog, imagine yourself having a dog.)
2007-06-19 14:42:21 · 31 answers · asked by Uncle Wayne 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol - .......
2007-06-19 14:51:21 · update #1
Dear Dr G, I am flabbergasted.
2007-06-19 14:53:46 · update #2
Probably Jehovah's Witness.....he is always going door to door leaving something on the neighbor's doorstep.
I do not agree with them but ,I love the J.W. people....they are sincere and bold in their faith.....I meant this in fun only.
2007-06-19 14:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My domestic dog is a bonerfied important barkerest. He believes in the ascendancy of all canines and that heaven is paved with dogie bones and all cats are de-clawed. additionally believes that in the time of heaven there may well be an abundance of abdomen rubs and domestic dog catchers are actually walking around without their nets and ropes purely for the family individuals canines to chase. Oh yeah, he purely stated me, additionally they get 3 mailmen an afternoon in the event that they have have been given been realy properly.
2016-09-28 03:26:08 · answer #2 · answered by hughart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog is a bonerfied fundamental barkerest. He believes in the ascendancy of all canines and that heaven is paved with dogie bones and all cats are de-clawed. Also believes that in heaven there is an abundance of belly rubs and dog catchers are now running around with out their nets and ropes just for the doggies to chase. Oh yeah, he just told me, they also get 3 mailmen a day if they've been realy good.
2007-06-19 14:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Dog worshiped the God of Milk Bones religiously until his passing . Now he plays in the great big Milk Bone factory in the sky and is quite contented. He his always with me.
2007-06-19 15:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by Fluffy Wisdom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog's religion is clealry and obviously FSM. Whenever I cook spaghetti they sit at my feet watching the entire time. Sitting and kneeling before the pot of water. Obviously must be FSM.
2007-06-19 14:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Scott B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dachshund is an inclusive Foodist.
He not only loves food but also gives the benefit of the doubt to non-food items that may, at one time, have been near food.
2007-06-19 15:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by Clare † 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Lhasa Apso is a Buddhist....bred to guard the temples of Lhasa (Tibet) - once only the property of the Dalai Lama himself.
2007-06-19 14:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's Hindu. He really loves the little blue guy. However he has been known to get some meat scrap from the neighbors trash. SHHHH! Don't tell on the little guy.
2007-06-19 14:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by islandsigncompany 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fordian
2007-06-19 14:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dogs are belong to Kittyanity. The way I know is I have seen some of their rituals. One of the ones they seem to do often is sniffing the Kitty's butt.
2007-06-19 15:03:34 · answer #10 · answered by Janet L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋