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The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"

2007-06-19 14:07:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-06-19 14:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Nice

2007-06-20 02:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Its stable yet try this: at some point Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan have been in a jungle so as to take some pictures for a action picture. regrettably, they have been caught by utilizing a tribal group. As they have been approximately to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She suggested, "Get me something stable to eat. If i like it, you would be freed." the three stars regarded at one yet another and agreed. They then went into the jungle to seem for some nutrients Spielberg became the 1st to return back. He got here as much as the altar and provided grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove something of them up his ***. The servants complete their accountability, leaving a screaming Spielberg. Schwarzenegger became the subsequent to reach with some yummy apples. an identical element occurred to him, yet cusiously he laughed because of the fact the apples have been shoved up his ***. Spielberg became bowled over. here he became with grapes up his *** howling in discomfort, yet Schwarzenegger had a number of apples in his *** and he became nonetheless guffawing. He asked him "What the hell are you guffawing at?" A guffawing Schwarzenegger spoke back "Pierce is coming back with a watermelon."

2016-10-18 02:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Rofl. Classic.

2007-06-19 14:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jake S 4 · 0 0

lol good 1 u r surely gettin a star

2007-06-19 14:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0 0

Hahaha.

2007-06-19 14:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I giggled! In a very weird way thi is funny! you get a star!

2007-06-19 14:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by cheburashka_lovah 3 · 1 0

Made me smile, which is unusual for your jokes.

No star however, I think you have enough already.

How about a smile instead?

:-)

2007-06-19 14:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol. I like. Star for you!

2007-06-19 14:14:38 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0 0

good one here's your star

2007-06-19 14:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0 0

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