The kid saids," Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to see grampa!"
"Shut up and start digging."
I know, it's sock. My brother told me it. He has a twisted mind.
2007-06-19 12:52:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Mommy, Mommy, what's a vampire?"
"Shut up and drink your tomato juice before it clots."
2007-06-19 13:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Jimmy came running into the house and out of breath. His mother was in the bathroom soaking in the tub. Jimmy yelled, "Mommy, Mommy . . . Daddy just got run over by a Steamroller!" Mommy responded, "Jimmy just go pick up your daddy and slide him underneath the bathroom door!"
2014-07-14 13:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy Mommy I don't want to go to London.
Shut up and get in the trunk
Mommy Mommy why is daddy running so fast
Shut up and reload
2007-06-19 15:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by lovesunflowers78 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell marvelous!!! at cases young toddlers unquestionably use their logic in an absurd way!!! while i grew to become right into a new child, in an interview they confirmed me a image of an elephant and the instructor asked me... What animal is there interior the image???? and that i grew to become into rapid to respond to, "Omg... Ur a lot elder to me and yet u cant be certain that its an elephant???" lol
2016-09-28 03:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by shenk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is called a shut-up. We used to read them in Cracked Magazine. I know a few myself, I will have to share one day.
2007-06-19 12:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Mommy, Mommy, I hate my brother's guts!"
"Shut up and eat what's in front of you"
(Those had me rolling on the floor, weak with laughter....back in 1962!)
2007-06-19 12:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! It made me laugh. I liked Stephen's joke too.
2007-06-19 12:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick joke and not funny.
2007-06-19 13:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's funny, but it's sick. my sister told me one similar to that. i like morbid jokes
2007-06-19 12:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by alirob66 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a little funny
2007-06-19 13:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Lorelai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋