If we all came from monkeys...why are monkeys still here?

Question

I needed a drink...something strong...have a drink with me?

aw man can I get an extra drink for the people who took it seriously/

Answer 1

I repeat myself.......When the Aliens colonized this planet several hundred thousand years back, they artificially inseminated thousands of Monkeys to advance civilization. Not all were included in the program. Thus, you still have Monkeys running around.

Answer 2

If we came from monkeys, then we would have evolved when their children were a little different than them and those differences become more prominent at each successive generation until we were a new species which God had created. However, some of the children of the monkeys were not different and could still survive so there was no reason for them to evolve.

Answer 3

When the monkeys first arrived, they just turned what ever they turned into. But us, we carried on up further then monkeys because monkeys can do mostly the stuff that we can do. I will ave a drink with you, if you want xxx

love mikie

Answer 4

Strawman, since even serious creationists realize that this is a weak argument.
"'If we evolved from apes, apes shouldn’t exist today.'

In response to this statement, some evolutionists point out that they don’t believe that we descended from apes, but that apes and humans share a common ancestor. However, the evolutionary paleontologist G.G. Simpson had no time for this 'pussyfooting,' as he called it. He said, 'In fact, that earlier ancestor would certainly be called an ape or monkey in popular speech by anyone who saw it. Since the terms ape and monkey are defined by popular usage, man’s ancestors were apes or monkeys (or successively both). It is pusillanimous [mean-spirited] if not dishonest for an informed investigator to say otherwise.'

However, the main point against this statement is that many evolutionists believe that a small group of creatures split off from the main group and became reproductively isolated from the main large population, and that most change happened in the small group which can lead to allopatric speciation (a geographically isolated population forming a new species). So there’s nothing in evolutionary theory that requires the main group to become extinct.

It’s important to note that allopatric speciation is not the sole property of evolutionists—creationists believe that most human variation occurred after small groups became isolated (but not speciated) at Babel, while Adam and Eve probably had mid-brown skin color. The quoted erroneous statement is analogous to saying 'If all people groups came from Adam and Eve, then why are mid-brown people still alive today?'

So what’s the difference between the creationist explanation of people groups ('races') and the evolutionist explanation of people origins? Answer: the former involves separation of already-existing information and loss of information through mutations; the latter requires the generation of tens of millions of 'letters' of new information."

Answer 5

Sure thing sweetheart. We'll have a Lighting Strike together. Pssst, It a home concoction that includes Grain Alcohol, Mountain Dew, Gatorade & Five Alive. This is just what you need....

Answer 6

It don't count when you ask the question just because you want a drink, it only counts when someone sincerely asks this questions, anyway no need for asking a lame question just have a drink.

Answer 7

clearly to have this thought one would have to believe we only came from some and not all monkeys. Perhaps the really smart ones can produce humans

Answer 8

No more drinks for me, I'm likely to become an alcoholic playing this game.

Answer 9

Cheers,

*Drink*

Answer 10

Hey hey I'm a monkee!!

Sure, as long as it's vodka. Monkeys like their vodka chilled.