What was your MOST embarassing moment?

Answer 1

It involves an erection.

Answer 2

Hmmmmmmmmm.......so many to choose from......let's see...

Ah, yes!

I was in the 6th grade, and my class was going on a 3 day trip to Catalina Island. There were flash flood warnings, though, and we asked the captain of the dingy if we could postpone the trip until a more safe time--where we would be less likely to be injured or anything like that. I'm not exaggerating; there were 30 to 40 foot swells and hail. Inland, we were getting flooded. But, because he was a greedy captain, he convinced us that it would be okay, that the money was non-refundable anyways, and that the violent rocking of the ship would actually lull us to sleep! So, foolishly, we boarded the vessel. The first day, we all claimed bunks. Because the nice children had selfishly thrown my bags from the top bunk to the very bottom, I was, quite literally, sleeping with the fishes, because the water had spilt over the side of the ship down into the cabins.

Now there was a certain young lad that my young, 12 year old heart had attached itself to. He was in the same class as I was, and really, was a darn nice kid. Long story short (!), while we were all sitting in the mess hall trying to eat the mushy fish that the cook had prepared for us, my stomach lurched. I got up and ran to the side of the ship and puked, while my heart's desire watched in utter disgust.

They later found me sleeping amongst a bunch of ropes and tarps.

Answer 3

Okay but this is a long story...and pretty funny. I was dating this new guy. I was very into him. He invited me to go meet his family over Thanksgiving. Actually both of his families. His dad's family were really refined people..and his mom's family (yes, they were divorced, etc) were more country people. So at his mom's he get's me to ride a horse. They tell me be careful this horse likes to walk under trees to knock you off. So keeping this in mind... I am trotting around the pasture. And the horse starts heading toward a tree. I pull and pull on the reigns to stop him but to no avail. The horse walkes right under these low branches. I'm pretty flexible so I just lay back, all th way back, my back and head or on the horses back flanks...the branches are scratching the heck out of me. I put my hands up to protect my face from getting scratched. one of the branches catches my sweater and pulls it all the way up...I was wearing a red bra. It was delightful. I was bleeding (not too much). I tell this guy, "get me off this horse". He is laughing.

Yeah, unfortunately it didn't work out for us. I can laugh about it now but I don't think I will ever get on another horse.

Answer 4

I like to wear jeans but once I had a nice skirt and when I went to the bathroom I had tucked the hem line under my panties by mistake and I did not see it. Everyone saw my butt, that was pretty embarassing, LOL

Answer 5

Well, as this is pretty much anonymous, I don't mind sharing. My husband was out in the field for six weeks a couple years ago, and one time when he called me, I started talking about all the things I wanted to do when he got home. Some of the things were...ah...not exactly meant for anyone's ears but his.
Anyway, it turned out that when he told me to hang on right in the middle of what I was saying, he had had me on speakerphone...and he wasn't alone in the five-ton he was sitting in. One of our friends was there with him. They BOTH still tease me about it.

Answer 6

I thought I was cute crossing the street in a white short summer dress and platforms, when I stepped on a rock and tripped in slow motion. I heard cars screeching a coming to a complete halt. Everyone had to wait for me to put myself together and watch me cross the street again! HUMILIATING!

Answer 7

I've had some really embarassing moments..but I can't remember them....maybe I've repressed them. LOL

Peace, Love, and Blessings
Greenwood

Answer 8

There was this guy that I was totally hung up over when I was a teenager, but he didn't like me the same way and broke up with me.

I was sitting outside his apartment crying, and I guess I was crying pretty loud. One of the neighbors came out looking liked he'd just woken up and screamed, "I would have dumped you, too. You're pathetic!"

That was pretty humiliating at the time, but it's very funny to me now.

Answer 9

7th grade when I dropped my feminine hygiene products all over the floor of the classroom without knowing it until later in class.

Of course I really wouldn't care now, but that's horrifying in 7th grade. I no longer believe in being embarrassed.

Answer 10

When I had my first child, I was in a
"teaching Hospital"....having ALL those people look at me...8 strangers watching...
and then I delivered, and one guy passed out...that was great...It wasn't to funny to me then, but now, yes its funny..

Answer 11

Today when I was turned down by my ex for an ugly girl.